ALLURE

Allure : Where You Belong

Saturday, September 26, 2015Bianca_delevingne

It had been a long tiresome day and Maria was not feeling very well due to the number of paparazzi that followed her all day. "This week has been crazy" Maria said to her assistant as she walked into the Allure studios and and went straight to her makeup chair. Bianca had arrived ten minutes earlier so she turned to Maria and said, "You're not wearing your ring! Are you breaking the news to everyone tonight?" "Yeah! I feel like it's time. I've been getting hounded by the paparazzi and it's crazy. I can't deal with it anymore." Maria replied gently. After getting their hair and makeup done, they make their way to the curtains. "Live from New York city" Our technical guy announced and Bianca grabbed Maria's hand and said, "It's going to be alright." and Maria smiled back. "Here's Maria and Bianca" He ended and they walked through the curtains with Demi Lovato's 'Confident' playing in the background.


Our audience was already chanting 'allure' so Bianca turned to them and said, "Hey guys! how are you?" "Welcome to Allure guys and gals! How are you all?" Maria continued with a smile. "Tonight! The topics were so hot we decided to have Amer and Christine for our table talk segment " Bianca said with a smile. "Let's get started it's time for hot topics" Maria ended with a smile and they walked to their seats.

Taking a seat, Bianca turned to Maria and said, "Before we talk about anything. Maria, are you ok? It's been a hard week and you announced via Twitter that you and John are getting a divorce. How is that going, wanna talk about it?" "Yes I am! Thank you for asking. John and I decided to go our separate ways after five years of being together. It's been very hard considering we have a child but I have my friends to thank for keeping me together. This week has been really hard, the paparazzi outside my home is crazy. We filed for joint custody of John Jr." Maria replied gently wiping the tears out of her eyes. Bianca then got up to hug her and say, "You have us no matter what! Stay strong, we love you." "Thank you so much! Enough about me, let's talk about others and their screwed up lives." Maria said and our audience laughed. "Our first 'screwed up' people are Julia and Jeanette. Apparently, Julia paid Jeanette four hundred stardollars for a graphic. And Julia never got that graphic and it's been three months. So Julia made a post to call out Jeanette, there's the post up there. Shady right?" Bianca asked with a smile. Maria then turned to our audience and said, "Well, three months is a long time so you can't blame Julia for making this post. Looks like Jeanette was not replying Julia's messages which is bad. I personally think Jeanette should have never collected the money if she wasn't going to do the graphic or it should have been discussed like, 'you're going to have to be patient' you know?" "I agree. But! Jeanette replied and it wan't cute. Jeanette called Julia a 'dumbass idiot' and told Julia not to use her backgrounds for her 'lameass event'. I think Jeanette should have just replied Julia's messages regardless of how annoying they might be. This post was not smart but it was a great way to get Jeanette's attention." Bianca replied and our audience clapped in agreement.
"A girl, i'm not sure who, posted this photo with the caption 'Skip dinner, wake up thinner' What the actual hell?" Bianca said and turned to Maria. "I saw, it was crazy. She got alot of backlash for posting this photo. I personally think it's a crazy way of thinking. Being anorexic isn't sexy." Maria said with a straight look on her face. Bianca turned to her and said, "I agree with you. People shouldn't look at a stupid post like this and call it 'sexy'. Amer brought up a valid point, saying that 'a lot of diets recommend skipping dinner.' Count me out of that. I'm a foodie so I love me some dinner." Our audience laughed according to that so Maria turned to them and said, "She really does! I don't miss dinner either. You just have to avoid eating late meals. I have my dinner at seven."
Bianca smiled into the camera turned to Maria and said, "Norah, Stefan and some other person have been making headlines lately. We have alot of topics on them. Let's start with this post from Kleeshae. Apparently, 'someone' messaged Kleeshae that Norah had something to say about her. Basically, Kleesahe just called her fame hungry and thirsty. I do not, not agree with that." "The shade of it all.  What cracked me up was Mariah's comment, she also had an unpleasant encounter with Norah. I really don't know why Norah feels the need to be nasty all the time. Personal problems?" Maria asked with a hint of a smile and our audience laughed. "Personal problems! Stefan, her guard dog was also involved. Apparently he told Norah to be rude to Mariah. It's not new news that people do wigs and suites for Norah, we all know she's phony so take several seats." Bianca ended with a smile.
"Our next story is on Lachelle, Norah, Stefan and her 'crew'. Lachelle posted that Norah, Stefan and her 'crew' should die.  Did you see this, what do you think?" Maria asked with a smile. "I love Lachelle's don't give a rat's ass attitude to be honest. She says whatever comes to her mind but sometimes it's too much. I think telling someone to die is like way off. You need to take it down a few notches ok?! Don't give up your light." Bianca replied with a smile. "Do you think Lachelle has any light left?" Maria joked, "I'm joking! I agree with you but they had it coming." She ended. "Also someone called Shane referred to this messy show we call Allure. Hey Shane, how you doin?!" Bianca said with a smile and everyone laughed.
Bianca turned to Maria and said, "If you were online today, you would've noticed Stevenson made a post on H&M X BALMAIN. They're two stories from this post, the first one is on Angelina Prada who said she 'hated' the white girls. First of all, saying you hate Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner is nothing. But don't include 'white' it sounds racist even though you have no intention of being racist." "I agree! She was dragged by Matthew though. Matthew was not in the wrong. She should have just said the hated Kendall and Gigi. We'll take a short break and when we get back Amer and Christine are here so grab a snack, and come on back." Maria ended.
"Welcome back everyone! The last time we had a table talk segment was during the last season and it involved Amer and Christine. So please welcome Amer and Christine" Bianca said with a smile as Drake's 'Hotline Bling' plays in the background.
Christine and Amer walked out gently waving to everyone in the audience with a smile. "Welcome back guys!" Bianca said with a smile as she leaned in to hug them both. Taking a seat, Maria turned to Amer and said, "Let's not waste any time. Our first topic is on Jordan and Norah, and you're sort of involved. What do you think?" she asked. Amer then turned to Maria and said, "First thing, Norah is a big bitch, she's having other designer do her wigs and rooms and stuff like that and then goes around and tells she made them...something similar happened with Agrima and her. I remember Agrima was really pissed off, not sure if it was because of some design she made for Norah and then she took all credits. Jordan did make a room for her, but she remains quiet about it and says she made it, which is pathetic in my opinion. Always respect the artists and their work, and ALWAYS give credits!" "I agree with you Amer, I said it early. Norah is really phony. She's fake." Bianca added. "Christine, what do you think?" Maria asked. "I actually believe Norah, I honestly never trusted Jordan, and I kinda don' like him, he as a huge ego but his work doesn't deliver." She replied with a straight face. "Did he really say he was going to hack her?" Bianca asked. "I didn't see any screenshots but I'd trust Norah over Jordan." Christine asked. Amer looked like he had something to say so Bianca said, "Amer, anything to add?" "Yes! Jordan came to me, all hyped telling how he'll become friends with Norah, and how he'll go into her account and make a room for her, but in fact, he would hack her. I guess I wasn't the only one whom he told about that stupid plan. He was going around and apparently told 3 people about it. One of those told it to Norah and that's when it begun." Amer caught his breath for a second and continued, "Also, when she found out about it, he was really pissed off and attacked me and told me ''how could you do it!?'' I was literally shocked, because I even forgot about his lil plan. I had to, literally, contact Norah and ask her to confirm the fact that we have never chatted...He stopped only when I showed him the screenshots." Amer ended. "Did he ever get access to her account?" Bianca asked. "No! He never got access to her account." Amer replied immediately. "Damn! I wish he did" Maria joked and everyone laughed in agreement. Bianca turned to everyone and said, "I think Jordan's plan was very stupidly executed. If you're planning to hack a person, don't take a microphone and yell it out. Keep it to yourself  and do it. Don't take advice from me though."
"Our next topic is on Kleeshae, and the dupers. First of all, what's your opinion on dupers?" Bianca asked with a smile. "I am against dupers...but hun, if the original hair designer is a huge ignorant bitch, and you literally have to beg her for months to restock, well bitch, she's had it comin' and I'm totally for that!" Amer replied with a grin. Christine turned to Bianca and answered, "I'm all for duplicators, I find them to be highly convenient (especially with making 5 part wigs, 1) and like Amer says if the designer is rude that just gives you more reason." "Yeah! A designer shouldn't be a snotty arrogant twat." Maria chimed in. Maria then turned to Christine and said, "What do you think of Kleeshae's comment in this post?" "I don't like her one bit, she acts very high and mighty when she's really just dizzoledgirls unpaid intern she trys to act high and mighty when her designs don't match her ego" Christine replied and forwarded the question to Amer and he replied, "I don't really know what happened there, didn't see that argument on my timeline, so I cannot comment a lot." Bianca turned to Amer and asked, "Who is dissolvedgirl again? Google has no results. Any words for Kleeshae?" "Her actions are sometimes irritating, but not as those of Dizzolvedgirl's. i get it, you're a fighter for designer's rights, but calm down a bit, it's literally not healthy for her. I respect people who are fighting for something, but don't be a bad cop." Amer replied. "And you Christine?" Maria forwarded the question. "I'm so glad she's blocked and I cant see her mind-numbing nonsense" Christine replied with a smile. "Thank you both for being here today. Your opinions are always to amazing." Bianca said as she got up to hug them both. "Thank you for having us" They said together and walked away. "Stay tuned everyone, we'll be right back with some really exciting news." Maria ended and we went to commercial.
"We are pleased to announce that Allure has been picked up for another season. Yes! Allure season 3 is happening." Bianca said with a huge smile. "That's right! We would like to say a big thank you to Amer and Christine for being here tonight. Thank you all for being here tonight. Thank you all for watching us throw shade in the cleanest way possible" Maria ended and walked to everyone in the audience to shake and thank them for coming.





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