It's a beautiful Saturday evening in the city of New York, Bianca had showed up to the studio late as usual so she was still in the makeup chair as Maria was waiting by the curtains. "Hurry up" Bianca heard from the curtains, "I'm almost done" she replied. As she got to the curtains she heard "Where have you been?" in a sassy tone from Maria, "I was getting my makeup done, relax." Bianca replied gently. Already behind the curtains, they heard "Live form New York city", the famous words which they had been waiting all day for and they were filled with excitement because they could hear everyone in the audience chanting. "Here's Maria and Bianca" he ended and they walked through the curtains with Major Lazer & DJ Snake's 'Lean On' playing in the background.
"Welcome back to Allure everyone" Maria said as she waved with a smile, "We've missed you all so much. Allure didn't air last week cause we hosted the Teen Choice Awards. It was so much fun" Bianca continued as our audience started chanting 'Allure'. Bianca then turned to them and said "Tonight, the lovely Carmen Bynes is here.", "Don't forget our amazingly hot topics. It's time for our fashion review." Maria ended with a smile. "Our only brand for tonight is Moschino, what do you think Maria?" Bianca asked with a smile. "To me, this collection is too much, a lot of colors, it's like having some random items, mixed all together, and that's a total disappointment." Maria replied frankly, Bianca then turned to her and said, "I like the outfits, I think they are different and bright. The other one's definitely not my style though". Maria then turned to Bianca and added, "And the last dresses are the worst looks for sure. It's just like a painted trash bag to me. I can see some nice dresses here, like the sweaters from look 13 to 17 from Style.com also the black dresses are really nice.", "So, you've seen our best and worst look from Moschino, it's time for hot topics" Bianca ended as they walked over to the couch.
Taking a seat, Maria turned to Bianca and said, "Our first story is on Carmen and Tadi. Carmen made post on she didn't want people to sell Limited Re-Edition for low prices and Tadi came on this post and commented that people should 'do what they want' and they started arguing. Did you see this Bianca?", "I did! Matthew and Jordan got involved and it was crazy. I even commented on the post. Even though Tadi had no business commenting, she's entitled to her opinion even though it's rude and unneeded. It all died down later. I agree with Filip though." Bianca chipped in with a smile.
Bianca began trying to hide laughter, ’’In other hot topic news, Stephenia Kors has been in a hot situation herself! And not the good kind. After planning to throw her Kors line anniversary event, it turns out that only 3, yes, 3, people handed in outfits! Ouch! After that things got, let’s say…’’ and before she could finish Maria stood in and answered ‘’Insane, crazy, a little bit psycho?’’. ‘’You hit the nail on the head M, and it seems someone has hit Stephenia over the head too’’ Bianca exclaimed causing fits of laughter throughout the audience and even crew. Maria informed the crowd, ’’After leaving for, what, 1 hour maximum? She came back ranting and raving in a group chat, saying that she would move the event to Saturday - BIG mistake! The exclusive TSL event is on Saturday.’’ this realisation led to slight gasps from the audience. Bianca said ‘’what happened next will shock you to your very dolly core, after our dear angel Nimka informed stephania about this, she was told to, yes - f*ck off. Who does that to our sweet girl?!’’. Maria added, ‘’I was truly shocked, it wasn’t needed at all and really upset Nimka, who was only trying to help. The poor girl. I heard she had been crying in her cloud top apartment all night.’’ which drew many ’nooooo’s’ from the crowd. ‘’Feel better soon Nimka, we love you!’’ said Bianca as her and Maria made miniature hand heart gestures into the camera. ‘’As of Stephenias decision about her event, well, we haven’t been able to get a clear answer out of her since!’’ said Maria, who was clearly wanting to move onto the next topic.
‘’And of course, how could we not include this little spat from last week’’ Maria asked Bianca, shaking her head, ‘’at this point it’s just getting tired, embarrassing and old.’’ Bianca agreed ‘’For real! We keep seeing Roxanne around, and for all of the wrong reasons. If she spent as much time opening her mouth as she did when contributing to, hmm, certain *projects* and graphics, then maybe people would know who she is and see her in a good light.’’ Maria snapping her fingers at that comment, ‘’Exactly! She says she loves the attention but if she carries on like this, no one will care about her in a week or so. NEXT.’’ and the crowd starts clapping much to the amusement of the hosts.
"Last time on Allure we named a stylish doll 'style star of the week' and this week we're naming a new one." Bianca said into the camera with a smile. Maria then turned to our audience and said "Yes we are and our style star for the week is Mikatsi. Your outfit is stunning, you are stunning. Allure appreciates you. Keep posting your outfits guys, you could be our next style star of the week.". "Stay tuned everyone after the break we have the fabulous Carmen Bynes so grab a snack and come on back." Bianca ended with a smile and we went to commercial.
‘’Welcome back to your favorite show, Allure! We hope you enjoyed those hot topics because now it’s time to cool down, with one of Dollywood’s coolest chicks: Welcoming, Carmen Bynes everybody!’’ Bianca says as she breaks out into a huge grin while ‘’do it again’’ by Pia Mia plays all around the set, the audience joining into song.
‘’Carmen! It’s such a pleasure to see you with us in the studio for Allure season 2, we know you always bring a certain classy, yet dramatic edge here!’’ Maria says excitedly, and Carmen takes a sip of her martini before answering, ‘’thank you Maria, you know I love it here!’’. Maria, taking lead and not wasting any time jumped right into the questions, obviously excited about the nights guest. ‘So, we had amazing Coachella vibes last time you were here, and tonight you look beautiful too! Let’s start with something fresh and frivolous first, the question on everyone's mind: can we expect a fashion line soon? We remember that it was in the works last time you were here, but have you changed your mind since? Tell us the deets!’’, says Maria without taking a breath, and she leans back in her luxurious leather Allure embroidered chair to listen to Carmen’s answer. ‘’Well… as I traveled around Europe and Asia, it really cleared my mind. I was reassessing my goals, inspirations… everything! Fashion collections don’t seem relevant, it won’t fill my creative quota. People don’t pay so much attention nowadays, nothing is important which makes me sad. I can say confidently that there will not be any clothing lines under my name. Instead I will reach my goal of starting a magazine, and it’s release date is set for early next year.’’ Carmen answers thoughtfully, and with her finish, the crowd ooh’s and aah’s, some clearly shocked at this decision, but most approving, and an energy of liveliness fills the audience. At this point Bianca stands and addresses the crowd ‘’now now, calm down! We understand that this is exciting news, but let the girl speak! We have more questions!’’ and she rolls her eyes sarcastically as she sits down and whispers to Maria ‘’this crowd would go crazy over a suite decor freebie!’’ and they both have a giggle to themselves.
‘’So by now, we’ve all heard word about Requis, have we not?’’ Bianca teases the crowd as they nod in agreement, as spoilers have been flashing all over Dollywood boulevard. She carries on, ‘’Can you explain a bit about this project, what exactly is it? Spill!’’. ‘’Of course!’’ replies Carmen, seeming more alive after her second drink, this time coffee - she has a big week hosting The Stardoll Lookbook event very soon and has to be prepared at every moment! ‘’Requis is actually the name of my magazine project, I created the page much earlier than what people may think, to give out spoilers and information. I had a clear image in my mind to present a wild, partying issue, full of Prada! But as I re-visited the exhibition named Savage Beauty, I decided to dedicate the issue to Alexander McQueen - I’m intent on making a deep and personal project about this designers work.’’ she ends the last sentence with a tear in her eye, and a member of her entourage brings her a Chanel handkerchief, ‘’here I go, ruining my perfect makeup!’’ she says with a joke halfheartedly, it’s obvious this project is very meaningful to her. ‘’Aw!’’ Bianca and Maria say in unison, touched by this reaction, before Maria steps in’’ … Let’s make this is a little happier, you have so much to look forward to with this project! Which reminds me to ask, have you ever thought about doing any modelling or graphic projects, why are you not a contestant in all of these contests?! You’d do amazing!’’ which makes the crowd cheer for a while, obviously wondering the same and hoping for a certain reply. ‘’Thank you M! I’m just not really into that, I hate being limited with time, and those competitions put so much pressure and stress on me, I’m constantly thinking ‘’I don’t have enough time! What am I gonna do, how?!’’ and I just don’t work like that. I did take part in the The Graphics Project and I did quite well, I’m sad however that it got cancelled, but maybe that was a good thing since it gave me time and opportunity to work on my own things’’. The crowd is slightly disappointed because they are always wanting more from Carmen, but in agreement that it’s for the best. Without a beat Bianca blurts out ‘’Who is your covergirl?!’’ and Carmen’s jaw immediately drops shocked by this very honest question, and as she regains her control she simply states ‘’Some things are better as surprises’’ and winks suggestively at the crowd which caused echoed murmurs of ‘who could it be?!’’ all throughout the crowd.
Bianca puts her hands up and sighs, ‘’ok! Last question about your projects. We just want to know, what inspired you to start a magazine?’’ she asks pensively, half-expecting the usual ‘’I was bored and wanted attention’’ gab that dolls usually make projects for, their magazines not even making it’s first issue. Carmen puts her index finger to her slightly plumped up lips as if to think for a moment, ‘’What inspired me to start a magazine was actually McQueen. I wanted to explore fashion more, especially what he created - he’s really inspirational. Of course seeing successful magazines such as X or Vogue producing great content, I wanted to put what I had to say - it made my decision easier, and I began planning two months ago. I also have a very special person working with me on this exciting project, and that is Nimka. I need to give her a lot of credit for inspiring me and standing strongly by my side in this, she is proud co-owner of the project and you will love what we put out.’’ Bianca says ‘’wow, how exciting! This is surely not to be missed. Now we have one more question, and we’ll not sure how you’ll react but… Maria, you ask!’’ and Maria groans, she’s not got a penchant for drama quite like her hostess counterpart. ‘’What infuriated you about your argument with Roxanne?’’ Maria lets out. Carmen holds a confused face for a second as if she didn’t know who they were talking about, and suddenly a light bulb moment happens, ‘’Oh, Roxanne! I always forget about that stuff, I just don’t care, it means nothing. All I’m going to say is that I do not like Roxanne’s attitude because she has no right to state her opinions as she does while she is just a little amateur in this massive industry.’’ Maria and Bianca look at each other as if not sure what to say, had they just opened what could possibly become an even bigger drama? The crowd is quiet, before Bianca curiously asks ‘’Any last words for Roxanne?’’ and with that Carmen simply tosses her diamond ring flecked hand in the air and replies ‘’I don’t talk to employees.’’ and with that she walks off the stage, her team of staff scurrying behind her.
Maria mouths ‘’Oh my God!’’ to the camera as the studio is set in silence. ‘’Well, this is definitely an interview to remember!’’ jokes Bianca, already seeing the funny side, ’’A great big thank you to Carmen for coming out here tonight despite her busy schedule, and of course, thank you to our amazing and loyal audience!’’ they walk in to the crowd to greet the members, as the rolling credits begin. An interview to remember indeed!
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